"Am I bait?" said the Betta

Paranoid Pluto

Today’s Conversation

Pluto the Betta:  ”Uh.  I hate to ask, but are you eating fish?”

Christina:  ”Yes.  It’s actually sushi with different kinds of fish.”

Pluto the Betta:  ”Why are you eating that stuff?”

Christina:  ”It’s good and good for you.  I really like the wasabi.  It’s so spicy!”

Pluto the Betta:  ”Is Wasabi the name of the fish?  I mean, my name is Pluto.  Is the sushi’s name Wasabi?”

Christina:  ”No.  Wasabi is a yummy green paste you eat with sushi.”

Pluto the Betta:  ”Oh.  Say.  If you’re eating fish and I’m a fish – Are you going to eat me?????!!!!????

Christina:  ”No.  Don’t be ridiculous.”

Pluto the Betta:  ”You’ve got to tell me.  Am I bait or what?”

Christina:  ”No.  Don’t worry so much.  You’re being paranoid.”

Pluto the Betta:  ”Paranoid!  You call paranoid eating fish and I’m a fish!”

Christina:  ”Sorry Pluto.  You got me.  Won’t happen again.   Geez

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