If You Give Christina an Ambien . . .


**Strictly for entertainment purposes only.  Results of taking Ambien differ from person to person so I, in no way, believe this is how everyone taking the drug is affected.  That being said –

If you give Christina an Ambien she’s going to think she’s hungry.  Because she’s hungry, she goes to the kitchen and finds a chocolate Easter rabbit.  If she has a chocolate Easter rabbit, she’s going to want a glass of milk to go with it.  The glass of milk will remind her she still has dishes in the sink and since the dishwasher has already run, she fills the sink with water.  The water reminds her she has laundry downstairs to check.  After checking the laundry, she finds the rest of the chocolate Easter rabbit and finishes it.

Waking up in the morning she sees the dirty milk glass and the Easter rabbit wrapper.  She remembers she didn’t go to bed when she thought she had and she ate some totally yucky stuff.  She does not eat Breakfast because she ate so much last night so she’s really hungry for Lunch and has something light.  By Dinner she is ravenous and still only eats less than she would have if she’d been alone.  The next night, after everyone has gone to bed, Christina takes an Ambien and If You Give Christina an Ambien – she’s going to want a chocolate Easter rabbit to go with it.

And the cycle continues . . .


About lucygracesmom

I am a mom of one 9 year old and stepmother to three wonderful adults; ages 19, 22 and 24. The youngest child is in Fourth grade at Maxwell, a Spanish Immersion school in Lexington, KY. She enjoys playing violin and everything scientific. Mary Stewart is well into her third year of medical school at Case Western in Cleveland; Charles Morgan is beginning his final semester at College of Charleston; Betsy is living the college dream at Ole Miss in Oxford studying Business and the most fun ways to party. We are very blessed in the family department. My husband is a lawyer specializing in Intellectual Property, computer and entertainment law. We are in the seventh year since starting our own business, Montague Law PLLC. I have the title Operational Manager which means the administrative end of the business (yuk). We live in Lexington, KY or as many know it – horse country. Everything around here is horse and it is a very beautiful area to live in and to raise a family. I have a great many interests that span art, sciences, education, books, film, computer sciences and security and my greatest passion is design. One of my favorite blogs is Grace Bonney’s Design Sponge. I like living the simple life, spending time with my family and reading and writing about my interests in my blog. One of my hopes in developing this blog is to share with you the many things I enjoy so that you may enjoy them too. I love sharing cool information with people who appreciate it. I like pinning on Pinterest, keeping track of my high school friends, college friends and family on Facebook and don’t tell anyone, but I sometimes re-shelve books at the library because I enjoy it.

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