I was reading the egg-cyclopedia for an un-egg-spected egg-sam when an egg-cellent and egg-stravagant thing happened. An egg-splosion of egg-normous proportions occurred so I used it as an egg-scuse to egg-splore. I was preparing for an egg-sotic eggs-hibition on the egg-loo while performing an egg-speriment on the egg-spansion of egg-sercise. I wanted to egg-spand my egg-straordinary and egg-stensive egg-splanation when I thought of an egg-sample. Nothing is too egg-streme of an egg-splanation. Remember it’s important to egg-ercise your brain and go to egg-stensive lengths to egg-spress yourself in egg-stremely egg-citing ways. Always be egg-sact and egg-spand on egg-samples so people get egg-cited about your topic. That way they will be sad when you egg-sit and think you’re an egg-spert on everything. Being egg-spressive with your egg-splanation is egg-istential to being an egg-sperienced person. It’s egg-silarating. There will be an egg-samination later so pay egg-stra attention. If you egg-sist for an egg-ceptional eggs-change you will feel egg-uberant and will therefore egg-sist for a purpose.