Christmas lights – why did I think I needed so many?
extension cords – why can’t I use them and hide the cords effectively?
clueless people – why can’t I tolerate them?
holiday when people with no taste choose to decorate – ditto
holiday inflatables – ditto
pocket knife – what I’d like to do to the inflatables
rose-colored glasses – what everyone’s wearing this season
glass half full – filled to the rim!
men – need I say more?